Welcome to our Daft Film Pages

The following films should run in Internet Explorer but may probably require third party software like Windows Media Player or Creative MediaSource. Many of these films are .mpg and should work in the latest version of MS Internet Explorer if that helps.

Whilst upholding a sense of propriety we cannot be responsible if any of these films upset your individual sensitivities and would therefore recommend that you consider them all to be fit for anybody who has served or lived with anybody who has served in the British Army.    Laugh on! and play it again or try freezframing the Sleigh Ride video by manually controlling the slide bar if your video viewer device has one.
Tips and Tricks

Try right clicking on the blue hyperlink and clicking on Save Target As. This will enable you to save the film to My Documents or a local storage device like a memory stick so you can take it to any computer and show your friends the films.

If you are having a problem running some of the films try right clicking the blue hyperlink and selecting Open With if that is availale on your computer. I have put the file type extension in the Comments field so if you know what type of video viewer you have installed on your PC this might help. Hopefully I will work out how to encapsulate the videos into Flash movies so that they are easier to view but I would appreciate feedback on the Daft Video Gallery forum

Film
Name of Film
Comments
Size and Download time
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Penguine Follies ***** If you thought penguines were cute then have a look at this. MPEG file should work in Internet Explorer MPEG - 390K - Quick
2
Hot Chick Really cool from Sebastian Wheaterbix MWV - 451K - Quick
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Sleigh Ride ***** This is a real hoot especially for the Budweiser drinkers
Long download time but well worth waiting for
MPEG - 2 point 5 Meg
4
Hamlet Ferrari ***** Watch what happens to a rich letcher.
MPEG file should work in Internet Explorer
MPEG - 1 point 4 Meg
5
Women Drivers If only we could all drive like this.
QuickTime Movie - Probably needs Apple Quicktime download
MOV - 1 point 4 Meg - Worth waiting for
6
Pencil throwing **** Sticking pencils in the ceiling at the office.
MPEG file should work in Internet Explorer
MPEG - 1 point 13 Meg
7
Darn Computers **** What many of us would like to do with computers.
MPEG file should work in Internet Explorer
MPEG - 417K - quick download
8
Belly Flop What we all try to avoid in the swimming pool.
MPEG file should work in Internet Explorer
MPEG - 512 mpeg
9
No Scissors This girl takes her trousers off to advertis Budweiser.
AVI file probably needs Windows Media Player
AVI - 1 point 9 Meg
10
Football Blunder Only worth waiting for if you watch football or drink Buweiser.
MPEG file should work in Internet Explorer
MPEG - 2 point 622 Meg
11
Ballet Boys ***** So this is why men do ballet - Totally Brilliant MWV -2 point 942 Meg
12
BBC in Iraq ***** Absolute cracking spoof Iraq interview MWV - 1 point 306 Meg
13
Birdie For all golf fans MWV - 880 K
14
Budroofwork Guys drinking bud on the roof MWV - 1 point 402 Meg
15
Bullfight Things go wrong at the bullfight MWV - 1 point 700 Meg
16
Ice Scraping Be sure that you scape all the ice off the car MWV - 3 point 133 Meg
17
Camel Toe **** Not for the ladies - sexually explicit MWV - 3 point 133 Meg
18
Camping Three guys go camping MWV - 888 K
19
Chinese Prankster A Chinese prankster pulls a few stunts MWV - 881 K
20
Bored of the Rings ***** Really funny spoof of Lord of the Rings MWV - 2 point 477 Meg
21
Don't touch my car What happens when a cyclist grabs a lift on a fiat MWV - 788 K
22
Drunk Test What happens when a Scots bobby tries to test a drunk driver MWV - 902 K
23
Durracell Definitely for the ladies - sexually explicit MWV - 2 point 536 Meg
24
Ernest the Engine The fat controller - Bad language throughout! MWV - 2 point 477 Meg
25
How Long How long can you hold your breath? MWV - 2 point 708 Meg
26
Kangaroo Court Never try and commentate when ther are Roos around! MWV - 1 point 990 Meg
27
Lucky Tree If you like rallying you will like this MWV - 411 K
28
Magic Fridge Another Bud spoof. Just like the ski hut in Sonthoven! MWV - 1 point 319 Meg
29
German Engineering Terrorist plays Golf MWV - 627 K
30
Ladies Tea Party Watch QI and learn something interesting - Bad language MWV - 1 point 389 Meg
31
Scots and Golf Robin Williams - Very bad language throughout MWV - 1 point 753 Meg
32
Robot Dance Kids on stage crazy dancing MWV - 3 point 340 Meg
33
Protien Stains Naughty boy and mothers washing powder MWV - 966 K
34
In Flight Video A guy sends some in flight picks to his mates MWV - 2 point 718 Meg
35
Ship Nav A US ship makes a navigation error! - Great fun. MWV - 761 K
36
Joy of Cola An Italian spoof Cola advert (or it could be Pepsi!) MWV - 2 point 243 Meg
37
Old Air Bag Old lady gets revenge on poser driver MWV - 955 K
38
Wedding Knight What a wedding night surprise this is MWV - 1 point 454 Meg
39
Wrong Ball What a header - this is for all football fans MWV - 469 K
40
Your Wife Called Your wife's on the phone MWV - 1 point 522 Meg
41
ABC Another way of learning the alphabet in a Sexy way MWF -
42
Dog Protecting Bone This is about a crazy dog fighting to protect his bone. Even the kids can watch this one. MWF -
43
Fat Girl A very fat girl playing at being on top - Sexy but not explicit MWF -
44
German Engineering Just what we all wish on car bombers - Spoof car advert MWF -
45
Ghostly Car Advert Another spoof car advert - do not watch this if you have a weak heart MWF -
46
Sky Diving Granma Gran goes sky diving and wishes she had kept her mouth shut MWF - 1 point 261 Meg
47
Iraqi Night If you suffer from PTSD then don't watch these American heli pilots engaging some Iraqi ground troops. MWF -
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20 Degree to Port ***** American audacity at its best MWF -
49
Offside Nothing to do with football - a bit homophobic MWF -
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Pepsi Girl Spoof of a Mafia film MWF -
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Hippo Dog The kids will love this one. Pure animation and family viewing MWF -
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